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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

11 minutes ago via guhmora with 78,725 notes

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

10 hours ago via belarked with 154,056 notes

suammetuit:

Ἀφροδίτη - is the Greek goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, and procreation. Her Roman equivalent is the goddess Venus. She was born from the foam of the sea.

“Do you not see what a great goddess Aphrodite is? She whom you can neither name nor measure, how great she is by nature from how great a thing she comes through. She nourishes you and me and all the mortals. And as proof, so that you might not only comprehend this in words, I will show you by deed, the strength of the goddess. On the one hand earth desires rain when the dry barren ground is in need of moisture on account of drought; and on the other hand, the revered sky, when it is filled with rain by Aphrodite, desires that it fall on the earth; and when the two mingle into the same thing, they beget everything for us, and at the same time, they nurture everything through which the mortal race lives and grows.” – Euripides frag. 898

10 hours ago via bofursbooty with 780 notes

isaacleyhi:

oh, some things you can’t go back to

insp (x)

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

image

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11 hours ago via gaaaaaaaaaambit with 146,367 notes

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

11 hours ago via therealqueenbekah with 19,408 notes

How to break up with someone

12 hours ago via sarcastic-snowflake with 404,475 notes

will you follow me?

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12 hours ago via f-ili with 246 notes

# hobbit  # botfa  

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

12 hours ago via kilifilithorinandco with 89,777 notes

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

oh look who’s recovered from the last movie just in time TO DIE
dont look at me

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

oh look who’s recovered from the last movie just in time TO DIE

dont look at me

(Source: duringirl)

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